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1. "People think I'm an idiot or something, because all I do is cut lawns for a living. People don't say that about you...as far as you know." (Spackler and Webb)

2. "Cinderella boy, outta nowhere, a former greenskeeper now about to become the master's champion." (Spackler)

3. "Hey Sabu, can you make a bullshot? Can you make a shoe smell?" (Czervic and D`Annunzio)

4. "Mrs. Crane! You're a little monkey woman, you know that?" (Spackler)

5. "Doodieee! Aw, well don't touch it!" (Little girl at pool and Mrs. Smails)

6. "I smell varmint poontang, and the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think." (Spackler)

7. "He called me a baboon, thinks I'm his wife." (Czervic)

8. "You know, you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. Why, he's been club champion for three years running and I'm no slouch myself. Don't sell yourself short judge, you're a tremendous slouch." (Smails and Webb)

9. "I hear this place is restricted Wang, so don't tell 'em your Jewish." (Czervic)

10. "Hey Smails! My dinghy is bigger than your whole boat!" (Czervic)